[Before he can answer, there's another message. Vax has figured out the camera, and the first picture he took was of his dick. Because of course it was.]
she loves trinket junior though. thanks for helping me with it
[Another attempt, somewhat better. This one is more zoomed out to show more of his body, breeches pulled down to his knees and shirt pulled up to his chest.]
Eames, darling. Vax has told me you work at a tailor. Would you mind telling me which one? I have something delicate I need a small adjustment to and I wouldn't trust it to anyone else.
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[He obviously hasn't found the period.]
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[At least autocorrect is getting the apostrophes in.]
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[Before he can answer, there's another message. Vax has figured out the camera, and the first picture he took was of his dick. Because of course it was.]
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that was a surprise to open. be glad I'm home now. but very nice
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[He's found the period!]
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was the dick pic the point of the conversation? i mean, it's a nice point, but just making sure.
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while you're practicing on typing, tell me something about yourself.
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[Another dick pic. He's experimenting with angles.]
vex has a pet though. trinket. i told you about him. i help take care of him a bit.
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and you got it bit blurry there. it's a hot blur though.
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[Another attempt, somewhat better. This one is more zoomed out to show more of his body, breeches pulled down to his knees and shirt pulled up to his chest.]
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[And in a second he takes a screencap and sends it to show him what it looks like to him.]
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[He's oblivious to the social intricacies of the format, but after a minute, he gets it.]
oh god
[He hasn't found the capslock either.]
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[There it is.]
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you were going to get some really good ones too
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in any case, i'd be happy to help. i work at agathe's shop. i'm on my break if you want to stop by now :)
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Going back to a previous comment, I didn't know they actually had lingerie here.
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i'll wait for you up front!
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[That's it. He sounds...reserved, maybe not quite himself. Eames certainly hasn't seen him around in nearly a month.]